06 December 2007

Are We There Yet? Sweepy Version

This is my version of:
Are we there yet, Keeper?
Read: Is our SuperDog campaign moving on?
Keeper rolled her eyes at me.
That definitely means: Not YET.




Ok, fine with me.
Lemme sleep this off.

I'm pretty excited to go out
and "chase windmills"
or "break a leg" whatever
the way I hear Keeper's artist friends say it.
Although, sssh, don't tell mumsy Pica
or she'll bark the drool out of me.
My mumsy does not believe in going
unnecessarily foolish. Her words.


Anyway, I have Good News:
Huge 3feet by 5feet campaign poster
made of weather-resistant tarpaulins
have arrived courtesy of great friends
from Keeper's art world:



Wow! Woof! Arf!
Ho-ho-ho-hee-haw!
Took the words right out of my drooling mouth.
I really look gorgeous there, I'm sure.
I checked it out for size . . .


Hmmm, woof!
Perfect to post along the major streets
but what are we waiting for?

The proper coordination from authorities
so we know who-what-where
TO CALL to report violators.
That's what.

Calling: Mayor Cataquiz and Kap Solidum
We need the HOTLINES!
We need to sit down with your enforcers
to make sure we have proper coordination.
We need you guys TO FOLLOW UP
on the commitments you made to us
so we can do our (bark!) advocacy work!
For barking out loud!




We need ACTION guys!
Or these huge campaign materials
will simply wait in boredom with me. . .

03 December 2007

It's beginning to look a lot like . . .

. . . Bedlam!



Still feverish
after all that photo-shoots
and all that Santa suits
and Keeper's hysterics
as she runs back and forth
that I think we should tell her
exactly what she always tell us
when we get too excited

"I think you've gone mad, Keeper"



LOL, or should we say BOL (bark out loud!)



Well, she made several holiday card designs
and lost most of it!
Ho-Ho-Ho!

She hurriedly made my SuperDog folio
and forgot to send it!
Ho-Ha-Ha!

And on top of the whole mess
she started painting the window frames
and the rusty grills and creaking doorways
"to freshen up the energy and look"
only to realize she did not have enough paint
to complete the job! Boo-Ho-Ho!
So now we have unpainted grills and doors
all over heaven!


Gee, what glee!



But things are looking up.
Her friends have started sponsoring
huge 3feet by 5feet tarp to be installed
down Rainbow Avenue
and other major streets
for my SuperDog campaign.
THANKS to all of Keeper's friends.
Your generosity is the best gift
for all animal hounds in the city!
Woof!

She was able to update her mails
and re-designed our holiday cards
to be sent to more than a hundred
people and animals all over the world!

But whatever she does
she takes the time
to rest her weary self
beside her hounds
while we pat her head for a change.
Good job, Keeper!