I know you are directed to my old blog space. . . .
. . . and I know I'm barking like crazy
for the last few weeks of May. . .
. . . wondering . . .
. . . waiting . . .
. . . and practically annoying . . .
all the hounds in heaven . . .
simply because my blog was removed!!!!
HolyFreakinBlastinWoofyWhatever!!!!
Read My Drool, Spammer:
You Can Not Remove My Blog!
I Am A SuperDog!
I Have Nothing Obscene In My Site . . .
. . . yeah, well . . .
except for my big, black, alfafa (alpha-papa) Sumo's drool
and my big, black, brother Bogart's farting . . .
my site is COMPLETELY . . .
DROOLY KID FRIENDLY
FORBARKINGOUTLOUD!!!!
I WANT MY BLOG BACK!!!
And before I lost all sense of rhyme and reason
I will be in this forsaken place
until I get it back.
Somebody . . . help! woof! helpy! woof!
After Some Drooly Snacks . . .
I'm Back, Part 2
Yeah, Ok, I'm back.
I thought you might want to be updated
with what's happening with me
while my blog's disappearance is being solved.
Keeper tried to sew.
But since she can't, she decided to not sew
and instead created this . . .
. . . without sewing.
Don't ask why
or how
but woof!
Keeper made me a drool kerchief
without using needles and threads.
It's called Sew No More.
It's also called Stupid Something.
Woofy freaky.
I mean here I am
fuming, barking, drooly MAD
and there was Keeper
busy trying to make another
disaster creation
when all she should be doing
is to go and fix my blog!
ForBarkingOutFreakyLOUD!
Sorry, but I am NOT a nerd techie.
But I thought you are a techy-witchy, Keeper!
Not a twit.
Anyway, she finished my bib
er, my drool kerchief . . .
and smiled like she created the universe!
Keeper was soooo satisfied with it!
Well, it does serve a purpose:
I can drool and pant all day . . .
I can sneeze and bark all hours . . .
. . . and I can whine at Bogart BIG TIME . . .
and the silly thing makes everything
neat, cool and cute.
Just like a cupcake.
Neat as a teacup.
Cute as a teabomb!
and meantime, Sweepy2 . . .
. . . is out cuddling with Bogart . . .
Now will somebody please FIX my blog?
Please?
