27 January 2008

Nope, nothing's going on yet!

. . . we interrupt this SuperDog something
for some very important reminders . . .


Ahem, er my big bro Bogart has something to say.


What do you mean if he has anything to say?


Of course, he has something to say!


Ok, big B, BARK it loud, for barking out loud!


BOGART:

Duh?
Oh!
Yeah I have something to say.
Why are they here?
Oh, for SuperDog projek!

Sorry to disappoint you guys.
Read my drool: Nada.
Nothing is happening to SuperS.
At least not in this page.
Nada.

I suggest you go to the other site.
We're doing a feng shui reading
for the coming New Year there.
(Hullo, check the DWB bonezone!)

What do you mean the New Year celebration is over?
It is never over. Ever.
Feb.6 is the new New Year.
Last year, there was Samhain New Year.
Then there's Dec. 31 blasting New Year.
And now, there's Feb. 6, or could it be the 8th?
Geez, I can't remember now . . .

But all I can remember
and all I really need to say
is that this new New Year
is the -



Year of the Mouse

Happy New Mouse!


11 January 2008

Operation: Finding Beau

I interrupt my SuperDog project update
to give way to another urgent issue:
the houndsinheaven have joined hundreds
in working to find our stolen friend BEAU.



Beau was stolen on July 1, 2003.
Beau is a purebred English Setters.
Beau was stolen inside a private, secured property in Guanaba, Australia.
Beau is microchipped.
Beau's keeper Susan has posted flyers, advertised in all newspapers and Canine Control Council throughout Australia, contacted breeders, clubs, trainers, groomers, petshops, primary and secondary schools, media outlets, internet sites, and even posted a reward of $10,000.

To know more about him, please check out his site:
www.findingbeau.com


And so, the houndsinheaven now dons our helmets together with the DWBs all over the world as we accept our mission papers. . .



My popsy Sumo still looks down and around RainbowAve in case Beau might be sighted. For barking out loud! Popsy, I doubt if Beau will ever get to our shores! But it does not matter, Sumo calls Keeper's attention when he sees roaming and stray dogs down Rainbow Avenue. Who knows these dogs might be lost like Beau and their keepers might be looking for them . . .




My big brother Bogart joins the squad too. He sits on the chair (the better to check RainbowAve) and with his dopey face and long nails goes growling down at people and children who bullies the neighbor's dog, screams in alarm when the neighbor's dog escaped, and practically barks at all roaming dogs and cats to go home and stay safe! For barking out loud!




My now 17-year old mumsy Pica sits worriedly for Beau and his keeper Susan while keeper lights a candle and murmurs in prayer for Beau to be reunited to Susan and Hammer and to zap a protective light around Beau wherever he is . . . .




while I set aside my SuperDog cap and cape to join the hounds in this important mission. I urged keeper to email and SMS all her friends and family members in Australia and around the world! Her cousins in San Francisco, Ireland, Canada, New York were all awaken at dawn with her SMS which knows no time differences in other countries! For BOL! Keeper also emailed to our vet to email his vet colleagues around the world!

For now, all my blogs will carry this same message. Please help find Beau. And make our planet safe, not only for animals but also for everybody . . .


Woof! Special thanks to Opy, Charlie, Brooke and Greg for our helmets!

05 January 2008

Ok, ok, I'm Back!



. . . nope, you did not scare me Crikit!
I love ALL DWBs . . . woof!
but I decided to post my new blahs in a new blogsite.
(NOTE: All DWBs, check my new address at bone zone)


This blog will mainly focus on my SuperDog Projek.
Just scroll down other posts to know what this is all about.


Woof Updates:


1. When Keeper tried to report to the Barangay using the "hotline" they gave Keeper, the woman who answered is pretty clueless. Keeper SMS the barangay head but no response. FYI: the barangay has not installed the huge tarpaulin Keeper gave them which is driving Keeper mad! Woof! Watch out for Keeper when she starts marching down your office soon guys!


2. Keeper kept following up with the municipal councilor whose committee handles animal welfare concerns. The man returned Keeper's call but told Keeper he will study the report first. Lesson: Sure, the Mayor supports you but that's about it . . . Watch out for Keeper when she goes marching up your office too, Mayor!


3. Keeper wants to report a black mongrel dog owned by a resident along Rainbow Avenue. Keeper went to the owner and the owner (a family with children) told Keeper that the dog would escape when the gate is open (duh?). . . Keeper requested the lady owner of the house to remind the kids "to close the gate" (duh again?) and make sure the dog stays put or else pay the fine. But every day the dog goes running down Rainbow Avenue, peeing on everybody's property, scrounging and spreading trash (and possibly viruses! woof!) and the owner does not give a hoot. The kids don't give a hoot either . . .


4. Talk about the kid owners of this black dog. The children all study in a nearby private school where Keeper tried several times to talk with the School's Principal. Well, Keeper succeeded once and since it was a holiday and the poor lady is saddled with teacher's meeting and all, asked Keeper to wait till January. Well, it is January 2008 now (waaah!) and Keeper is still waiting . . . Kids from that school practically violate all the stuff I'm working on which is RA8485 or the Animal Welfare Act (some of their students own dogs which they neglect, abandon, and like "notorious blacky" allowed to roam the street, the Anti-Littering law, and the ban on pellet guns. Well, kids learn from schools, parents and guardians. If these kids behave poorly, maybe the authority figures are not in place . . .


5. Keeper is completing her phase report to submit to the Animal Welfare Division. (Paging Dr. Mateo! The local government down Rainbow Avenue is a dud!) . . .


6. But there's good news. (At least!) Tutti Frutti, a yummy mongrel who use to take morning walks with his Keeper down Rainbow Avenue without a leash is now sporting a handsome leash and tries to keep in step with his Keeper who walks slowly because of some ailment. You see Keeper talked to the owner and the owner understood and without a fuss had kept to keeping law and order in the community by sticking to the rules. Intelligent and educated people does not need enough blahs to understand and support ordinances. Woof! Kudos, Tutti Frutti, Libby and Johnny! I give you ten paws up, drools and hugs . . . Keeper, can we give Tutti-Frutti a squeaky toy?



7. PLUS, ten paws up for the public school nearby, the Pacita National High School and its dynamic headmistress, Mrs. Umaclap, who lost no time in sending Keeper to address all the students before the start of classes one morning in December. Please note that this school like all the others are equally BUSY during the holidays but it takes a responsible and caring authority figure to give priority to urgent matters. Kudos also to their students who Keeper caught voluntarily cleaning the school grounds while waiting for classes to begin. If that is not cool I don't know what is. Hey, Keeper, can you give Mayla, Rowena and Evelyn free art workshops for being such great kids! Hey girls, Keeper said yes. See you in Heaven one of these days!


Meantime, my popsy Sumo is all eyes and ears too.
Don't tell him, but he is my Deputy.



My hyperactive popsy is actually the one who blabbers about roaming dogs to Keeper. Oh, btw, all roaming dogs (without a leash and companion) are STRAYS (or askals or "asong Kalye") . . . even if your dog is a purebreed something and registered somewhere. . . The dog is an Askal if he roams the street (woof, that's why they are called strays, people!) . . .


But the law and its proper implementation is still forthcoming.
So while waiting for this death-defying act,
Sumo dutifully reports to Keeper.
Keeper documents the incidents in her files.
Sumo is handling my SuperDog chores . . .



. . . while I watch over my sick, old mumsy Pica
who seems to have acquired the alarming habit
of straying out of her warm house
and sleeping anywhere and everywhere
around our house Heaven and catching cold and what-not!



Keeper pats me for being such a caring pup.
But more important than the pats,
there is nothing more I want
than to see my mumsy Pica pain-free,
comfortable and eating normally
which she is doing at the moment . . .

. . . as long as I keep watch . . .
and as long as Keeper is around
to make sure we're all OK. . .

. . and thanks DWBs for keeping watch as well . . .

02 January 2008

What! You're still HERE???

Woof!
I moved to another site!
This site is Under Repair.
You have to e-mail me
before you can access
my 2008 BLAHS!

Ladidahdidahdidah!